Airlume Combed Cotton • Unisex Sizing • Tailored Cut • Soft
I Poop In The Woods Tee
Printed to order, just for you. Between sizes? Ask us before you buy.
Description
Leave no trace, only laughs. A hiking humor shirt that tells the unvarnished truth of trail life. Because every backpacker, thru-hiker, and camper knows that nature calls—and sometimes she calls loudly on mile 12 with no facilities in sight.
For real adventurers who know that sometimes the best views aren't from official overlooks. Perfect for hikers, backpackers, campers, and anyone who's ever had to dig a cathole, pack out TP, or find creative privacy behind a tree. This shirt is for those who understand that outdoor life isn't always Instagram-perfect—and that's what makes it real.
Ultra-comfortable cotton that handles questionable washing situations like a champ—soft, durable, and made for actual adventures. Funny hiking gift for anyone who appreciates honest outdoor humor.
Unisex sizing | Premium cotton | Funny hiking design | Perfect for trail life
Leave no trace, only laughs.
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Unisex Tee Measurements
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
The most accurate way to size this is to measure a tee you already own and like.
Lay it flat. Measure straight across from one underarm seam to the other, then match that number to the Width column. These are garment measurements, taken flat, not measurements around your body.
For Length, measure from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
Measurements can vary by up to two inches on any given shirt.
