Bad Birch Tee

For those who know every tree tells a story, if you're quiet enough to listen. The hikers, forest wanderers, and nature lovers who find wisdom in the woods and understand that the best conversations happen on trails lined with birch, pine, and possibility. This design celebrates forest life with a bold, playful take on wilderness wisdom—because sometimes you need a little attitude with your outdoor adventure.

Perfect for the adventurers who spend more time among trees than people, who know the difference between birch and aspen at a glance, and who understand that the forest has its own language if you're patient enough to learn it. Whether you're hiking through birch groves, camping under tall pines, or just appreciating the quiet beauty of woodland trails, this t-shirt speaks to those who feel most at home surrounded by trees. Some of us learned our best lessons from trees—standing strong and growing anyway.

For the outdoor enthusiasts who embrace both the serenity and the sass of forest life, who know that nature has a sense of humor, and who aren't afraid to show a little personality on the trail. From morning hikes through misty forests to evening campfires under the canopy, this is for those who choose trees over traffic every time and who stand tall in their own forest.

Premium soft cotton that's comfortable for everyday wear, trail days, or forest walks. Lightweight and easy to wear, this is the kind of shirt that reminds you why you keep coming back to the woods and why the best lessons come from nature.

Premium unisex fit | Soft cotton blend | Comfortable fit | Classic style | Available in multiple colors

Find your forest.

This is a standard unisex tee, not oversized and not slim. It's side-seamed, so it follows the body more than a boxy tee does at the same listed measurement. If you're used to a heavyweight tee, expect this one to feel a little trimmer through the chest.

Pre-shrunk, so it holds its size after washing.

Between sizes? Size up. The extra room reads as intentional on this cut.
Want a relaxed look? Go up one.
Want it fitted? Stay true to size.

Measurements can vary by up to two inches on any given shirt according to the manufacturer. Check Find Your Fit for the full chart, and if you're on the fence between two sizes, email us at info@twotrailsdesign.com. We'd rather help you get it right the first time.

Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, with a smooth face that takes print cleanly.

• Solid colors: 100% cotton
• Ash: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Don't iron directly on the print.