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Leave no trace, only laughs. A hiking humor shirt that tells the unvarnished truth of trail life. Because every backpacker, thru-hiker, and camper knows that nature calls—and sometimes she calls loudly on mile 12 with no facilities in sight.
For real adventurers who know that sometimes the best views aren't from official overlooks. Perfect for hikers, backpackers, campers, and anyone who's ever had to dig a cathole, pack out TP, or find creative privacy behind a tree. This shirt is for those who understand that outdoor life isn't always Instagram-perfect—and that's what makes it real.
Ultra-comfortable cotton that handles questionable washing situations like a champ—soft, durable, and made for actual adventures. Funny hiking gift for anyone who appreciates honest outdoor humor.
Unisex sizing | Premium cotton | Funny hiking design | Perfect for trail life
Leave no trace, only laughs. Free shipping on orders over $100.
We have a 2 option return policy:
If you are not happy with your product/size, we will offer a 50% off coupon for a purchase to get you the correct product/size. Each case is reviewed carefully.
If you would prefer to return for a refund, you can pay to ship the item back to us, and we will refund the cost of the product.
Both options require proof of purchase, within email request.
To start a return, you can contact us at info@twotrailsdesign.com.We ship to US locations only at this time. Shipping rate will be displayed in your cart.
Shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.

Very cool shirt! Color and fit are perfect!
Very cool shirt! Color and fit are perfect!
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