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When the world is full of noise, drama, and endless nonsense, the mountains are waiting with zero BS. No politics, no fake people, no manufactured outrage. Just peaks, trails, and honest reality.
Because mountains don't care about your social media, your inbox, or whatever chaos is trending today. They just stand there - real, raw, and refreshingly honest. A reminder that some things are still authentic in a world drowning in BS.
Perfect for hikers, backpackers, and anyone who's had enough of the noise and needs to escape to something real. Soft premium cotton in colors that match reality's raw edges. Subtle design for those who know.
When everything else feels fake, head to the mountains.
Soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If you are not happy with your product/size, we will offer a 50% off coupon for a purchase to get you the correct product/size. Each case is reviewed carefully.
If you would prefer to return for a refund, you can pay to ship the item back to us, and we will refund the cost of the product.
Both options require proof of purchase, within email request.
To start a return, you can contact us at info@twotrailsdesign.com.
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Mountains Have Zero BS Tee
$30.00
Mountains Have Zero BS Tee
$30.00
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