Ultralight Hooded Longsleeve

A backpacking humor shirt for gram-counting trail philosophers, because sometimes you need to laugh at your own obsession.

For those who've trimmed their toothbrush handle and aren't afraid to admit it—the ultralight backpackers, thru-hikers, and trail minimalists who understand that every ounce counts and the spreadsheet never lies. This hooded longsleeve celebrates the ultralight lifestyle with humor, perfect for anyone who's ever weighed their gear twice, cut tags off everything, and debated whether that extra stuff sack is really necessary. The kind of shirt that gets knowing nods from fellow gram counters on the trail.

Lightweight fabric that makes even the minimalists smile—soft, comfortable, and ready for cool morning trail starts, evening camp hangs, or everyday wear. The hooded longsleeve design offers layering versatility while the relaxed unisex fit makes it perfect whether you're logging trail miles, planning your next thru-hike, or just embracing that ultralight mindset around town. Ironically, it's worth the weight.

Unisex fit | Lightweight cotton blend | Attached hood | Long sleeves | Ribbed cuffs and hem | Available in multiple colors

For gram-counting trail philosophers.

This is a lightweight hooded longsleeve, closer to a tee with a hood than to a sweatshirt. It's the lightest thing we make, so think of it as a layer for cool mornings rather than cold ones.

It's side-seamed, so it follows the body more than a boxy shirt does at the same listed measurement. The neckline is a crossover V, which sits open rather than snug at the throat.

Between sizes? Size up. The extra room reads as intentional on this cut.
Want a relaxed look? Go up one.
Want it fitted? Stay true to size.

Measurements can vary by up to two inches on any given shirt according to the manufacturer. Check Find Your Fit for the full chart, and if you're on the fence between two sizes, email us at info@twotrailsdesign.com. We'd rather help you get it right the first time.

Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a smooth face that takes print cleanly. At 3.8 oz per square yard, this is a light layer, not a sweatshirt.

- Solid colors: 100% cotton
- Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Triblend colors: 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon

Crossover V neckline with a hood, side-seamed construction.

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Don't iron directly on the print.