Where My Birches At Longsleeve Tee

A woodland wanderer's layer featuring nature's most iconic trees, because some humor is rooted in the forest.

Some jokes only make sense after you've walked a few hundred miles under a birch canopy—for hikers, campers, and nature lovers who understand that the best trails are lined with birch trees and the best humor comes with a side of wordplay. This longsleeve tee features a birch tree design with a playful twist, perfect for anyone who appreciates both the beauty of the forest and a good pun. The kind of shirt that gets knowing laughs from fellow trail lovers who get the joke.

Premium cotton that works from dawn patrol to starlit stories—soft, comfortable, and ready for cool morning hikes, evening campfires, backcountry adventures, or everyday wear. The classic longsleeve design offers versatile layering while the relaxed unisex fit makes it perfect whether you're walking through birch groves, planning your next adventure, or just embracing that outdoor lifestyle around town. Nature humor meets trail comfort.

Unisex fit | Premium cotton blend | Long sleeves | Ribbed cuffs and hem | Available in multiple colors

For woodland wanderers with humor.

This is a standard unisex longsleeve, not oversized and not slim. It's side-seamed, so it follows the body more than a boxy longsleeve does at the same listed measurement. The fabric is light and moves easily, so it layers under a flannel or a hoodie without adding bulk.

Sleeves finish with 2 inch ribbed cuffs, which hold their place instead of sliding down your forearm.

Between sizes? Size up. The extra room reads as intentional on this cut.
Want a relaxed look? Go up one.
Want it fitted? Stay true to size.

Measurements can vary by up to two inches on any given shirt according to the manufacturer. Check Find Your Fit for the full chart, and if you're on the fence between two sizes, email us at info@twotrailsdesign.com. We'd rather help you get it right the first time.

Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a smooth face that takes print cleanly. Light enough to layer, at 4.2 oz per square yard.

- Solid colors: 100% cotton
- Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Crew neck with a coverstitched collar and 2 inch ribbed cuffs.

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Don't iron directly on the print.