Where My Birches At Tee

A trail-inspired tee celebrating the white-barked guardians of our favorite paths—because sometimes the best question to ask is "where my birches at?" and the answer is always: right here in the forest.

For those who find their peace between tree trunks rather than city blocks. Perfect for hikers, backpackers, and nature lovers who appreciate birch tree humor with their outdoor adventures. This bold square design celebrates the quiet beauty of birch groves, those iconic white-barked trees that mark northern forests, mountain trails, and wilderness paths. Whether you're wandering through aspen and birch stands, setting up camp beneath a canopy of white bark, or just making people smile with the clever pun, this tee says you're at home among the trees.

Soft cotton in colors pulled straight from dusk in a birch grove—comfortable, breathable, and ready for summit hikes, camping trips, or everyday wear. The kind of tee that reminds you why you choose tree trunks over city blocks, every time you wear it.

Premium unisex fit | Soft cotton blend | Vibrant colors that last | Comfortable for all-day wear | Available in multiple colors

Where my birches at?!

This is a standard unisex tee, not oversized and not slim. It's side-seamed, so it follows the body more than a boxy tee does at the same listed measurement. If you're used to a heavyweight tee, expect this one to feel a little trimmer through the chest.

Pre-shrunk, so it holds its size after washing.

Between sizes? Size up. The extra room reads as intentional on this cut.
Want a relaxed look? Go up one.
Want it fitted? Stay true to size.

Measurements can vary by up to two inches on any given shirt according to the manufacturer. Check Find Your Fit for the full chart, and if you're on the fence between two sizes, email us at info@twotrailsdesign.com. We'd rather help you get it right the first time.

Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, with a smooth face that takes print cleanly.

• Solid colors: 100% cotton
• Ash: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Don't iron directly on the print.